Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can now attack in any direction”!
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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: “Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!
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